Oh My God

Finally, after 15 years of waiting, waiting, and waiting some more, it is here. Chinese Democracy will go on sale November 23, 2008. That's right Guns N' Roses will finally release the most anticipated album ever. The only other wait that compares to this is the coming of the Messiah. The most impressing part about this is the shitty album cover that is on display at the Best Buy online store. Surprisingly enough though, there have been reports that the guys behind the recent Sasquatch hoax are also behind this, so be warned. I just hope that most of the songs are different from the initial leaked versions that came out in May, although there seems to be a good amount of new songs on there, which is somewhat promising.

It was such shocking news that the CEO of Dr.Pepper, who promised to offer a free soda to every American if Axel came through on his promise of releasing the album this year, that he applied for some bailout assistance. Axel said, "I finally realize that my music is bigger than my ego and I want to give my fans, who were there from the beginning, a chance to purchase my music before they enter a retirement home."

Two songs have been released in the mainstream already, "Shackler's Revenge," on Rock Band 2, and "If the World," is played during the end credits of Body of Lies. Aside from all this, there is also word that a new video is being shot. Many promoters from around the world have already started buying up overstocked Manny Rameriez giveaway cornrow braids to give out at Best Buy locations, since the Dodgers will no longer have any use for them.



The list of the songs are:

• 1. Chinese Democracy
• 2. Shackler's Revenge
• 3. Better
• 4. Street Of Dreams
• 5. If The World
• 6. There Was A Time
• 7. Catcher N' The Rye
• 8. Scraped
• 9. Riad N' The Bedouins
• 10. Sorry
• 11. I.R.S.
• 12. Madagascar
• 13. This I Love
• 14. Prostitute